FUNNY PEOPLE(素敵な人生の終わり方)その11
ポイントとなるセンテンスMy real last name is Weiner. It's spelled the same as Weiner and I just got tired of correcting people.
「Weinerと綴りが一緒なんです。私は人々を正すのに疲れてしまったんです。」
名前とかは、まちがうものはいつも間違われる。それで、いつもそれを直していると、疲れてくるのだろう。そのような時に使う言い方として、覚えておくと良いか
Don't bail on me yet.
私からまだ逃げるな
bail 保釈する bail out 保釈されて刑務所から出る
finger 垂れ込む たらしこむ 密告する 転じて、女をたらし込む
Don't bail on me yet. Keep it coming. When was the first time you fingered a girl?
私からまだ逃げるな
bail 保釈する bail out 保釈されて刑務所から出る
finger 垂れ込む たらしこむ 密告する 転じて、女をたらし込む
REVEAL two beautiful, young PR women MANDY and DAWN standing behind them.
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GEORGE
You want to fuck these two girls?
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Ira tries to pretend this idea doesn't completely intimidate him.
intimidate : 脅迫する 脅かす
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IRA
Yeah, sure. I'd love to bang them.
bang : 絶え間なく性交する
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29 INT. GEORGE'S HOUSE - INDOOR POOL - NIGHT 29
The girls are in the pool in their underwear. Ira keeps the water at neck level to avoid having his body shown. George walks over to the pool in his bathing suit.
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GEORGE
Oh Mandy. You still swimming? Get the fuck out of there.
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George pulls Mandy out of the pool, kisses her.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
Oh my god, feel that stomach. I like that thing.
George pretends to punch Mandy in the stomach.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
Bam. Shabam.
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MANDY
This house is crazy.
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GEORGE
Oh yeah, you've got to see the whole thing. Come here. It came furnished.
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32.
27 CONTINUED: 27
(CONTINUED)
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MANDY
Really?
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Mandy jumps onto George and he carries her away.
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GEORGE
(To Dawn)
That's my man Ira, he wrote a lot of good jokes for me there, honey.
Make sure he shows you his cock. It's very, very thick.
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IRA
See you George!
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Ira and Dawn are left alone in the pool.
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IRA (CONT’D)
Hey, you want to have a contest to see who can hold their breath the longest?
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Ira goes under the water for a moment, then pops up and spits water at Dawn by mistake.
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IRA (CONT’D (CONT’D)
You didn't go under.
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DAWN
Nothing's going to happen between us.
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30 INT. GEORGE’S BEDROOM - NIGHT 30
George is having sex with Mandy.
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MANDY
I can't believe I'm having sex with George Simmons!
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GEORGE
He can't believe it either.
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MANDY
My dad loves your movies.
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GEORGE
I love it when you talk about your dad.
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33.
29 CONTINUED: 29
31 INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT 31
Ira and Dawn are watching George’s hot-dog eating film, THE CHAMPION. Neither looks very happy or comfortable.
George enters sucking a Popsicle.
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GEORGE
Oh you're still here?
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(re: the TV)
I know that asshole.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
You two were just fucking, huh? How'd that go?
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DAWN
No, I have a boyfriend. We already talked about it.
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IRA
John.
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GEORGE
Your friend took off. She thought you left.
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DAWN
Really?
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GEORGE
That's what happens in a big house. It's called a Big House Problem. Your friend actually left her purse down the hall, you want to go get it with me?
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DAWN
Okay.
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Dawn gets up and looks back at Ira, excited.
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GEORGE
(to Ira)
Don't you leave on me, Ira.
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34.
INT. GEORGE'S BATHROOM - MOMENTS LATER
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DAWN
Fuck me like Merman. Come on. Do Merman. Do the Merman call. Come
on. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh God.
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George continues fucking Dawn while doing the Merman call.
32 INT. LIVING ROOM - LATER 32
Ira is now playing a game on his phone. George sticks his head in while sucking on a second Popsicle.
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GEORGE
Sorry about the chick, man. You weren't getting it done, so something had to happen.
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IRA
(confused)
Oh no, I wasn't even trying. She told me she had a boyfriend.
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GEORGE
She told me she had a boyfriend, too... when she was sucking my cock.
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George pretends to gag on his Popsicle.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
What the fuck are you doing with that big dick of yours? You've got to use it. You've got to share thickie with the world.
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Ira pats his crotch, embarrassed.
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IRA
It's normal.
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GEORGE
Do you want to go upstairs, talk to me while I try to fall asleep?
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IRA
Okay, yeah. If that's what you want me to do.
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35.
33 INT. BEDROOM - LATER 33
George is in bed under the covers, comfortably lying on his
pillow. Ira moves a chair right next to the bed and sits.
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GEORGE
Sit down. That was a fun night. That was good.
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IRA
That was crazy. So, you slept with both those girls, man? How do you do that?
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GEORGE
Girls like famous guys. It's a story for them, I guess. I don't know. I take advantage of it, though. Believe me, they always leave disappointed.
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IRA
That's amazing.
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GEORGE
So let me hear about this name, Ira Wright. That's not your real name, right?
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IRA
How can you tell?
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GEORGE
You're hiding some Judaism.
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IRA
My real last name is Weiner. It's spelled the same as Weiner and I just got tired of correcting people.
「Weinerと綴りが一緒なんです。私は人々を正すのに疲れてしまったんです。」
名前とかは、まちがうものはいつも間違われる。それで、いつもそれを直していると、疲れてくるのだろう。そのような時に使う言い方として、覚えておくと良いか
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GEORGE
So that's what led you to the path of comedy? Being humiliated every day, the first day of school? Is Ira Weener here? And you were in the back, “Whiner. My name's Whiner.” You little fruit. What were your parents like? What are the older Weeners or Whiners like?
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36.
(CONTINUED)
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IRA
Um, my parents are divorced. They hate each other. My mother thinks my father's the devil. I don't know what that makes me, technically, but?
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GEORGE
So you'll never be as funny as me.
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IRA
Why not?
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GEORGE
You're generation has the divorces, which is cute funny, but my generation has the “Oh my God, my father's about to hit me with the bat.” You gotta break out the funny a lot quicker than your little faggy childhood.
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IRA
Are you serious?
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GEORGE
I spent my whole childhood trying to make my father laugh. Still haven't succeeded, but we'll get there...
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As George drifts off to sleep, Ira tries to get up.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
Don't bail on me yet. Keep it coming. When was the first time you fingered a girl?
私からまだ逃げるな
bail 保釈する bail out 保釈されて刑務所から出る
finger 垂れ込む たらしこむ 密告する 転じて、女をたらし込む
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IRA
I was at summer camp, Jewish summer camp, on the sports field. Her name was Sharon Mizrahi. I didn’t know what to do.
I got really scared.
私は本当に怖かった
She reached down and grabbed my penis really hard, like she was just trying to murder it.
murder : 殺害 殺人 破壊する こてんぱんにやつける 傷つける
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