FUNNY PEOPLE（素敵な人生の終わり方）その12
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My friends they trick me all the time. |
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34 INT. GEORGE'S HOUSE - MORNING 34
George walks into the kitchen where Ira is preparing to cook.
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33 CONTINUED: 33
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IRA
It took me three hours, but I think I found your kitchen. Am I in the bathroom still? Is that it?
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GEORGE
No, no. You're good. You're safe.
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George places a carrying case of medicines on the counter.
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IRA
What do you got there?
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GEORGE
This is medicine, Ira. I'm sick.
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George preps his medicine by mixing it into water.
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IRA
One of the girls have chlamydia? I thought she smelled funny. Is that what it is?
彼女は変な匂いがした
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GEORGE
I've got a weird blood disease. AML. It's a form of Leukemia. This is experimental medicine from Canada. There's an eight percent chance of it working. So fuck me.
私は変な血液病にかかってしまった。
weird : 不思議な へんちくりんな 奇妙な
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IRA
Well that's not true, because if it was, I would have read about it or heard about that.
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GEORGE
You didn't hear about it because I didn't fucking run out and tell Entertainment Tonight.
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IRA
Why would you tell me?
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GEORGE
Because I don't really know you, Ira. I think you're not going to get too weird about this. I don't want to start getting treated like the guy who's going to die.
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George opens a can of Red Bull.
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GEORGE (CONT’D)
Anyways, this shit's got a lot of caffeine in it. They say that's good for you when you take the medicine.
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IRA
Why are you telling me this, George?
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GEORGE
Because I want you to possibly do me a favor.
私はあなたに可能ならひとつお願いがある
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IRA
Okay, yeah. What?
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GEORGE
Kill me.
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IRA
What?
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GEORGE
Nobody knows we know each other. You're a stranger. You can get away with this. I've got a gun in the other room. It's untraceable. I'll give you fifty thousand dollars.
Don't make me suffer. Please. Kill me, Ira. I'm begging you.
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IRA
Can you at least give me a night to think about it?
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GEORGE
Hah! Think about it? You would do it!
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IRA
Oh, I hate you man. Oh, no!
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GEORGE
Ira, I misread you. You're sick. You're a murder.
お前っていかれていたんだなあ
面白い表現だ。
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IRA
Oh, screw you, man.
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34 CONTINUED: (2) 34
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GEORGE
What would you have done for a hundred thousand dollars? Chop my head off? You still want to do it!
That wasn't even good acting over there. Daniel Day Lewis would have crushed that speech.
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IRA
No, I bought that, man. Wow.
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GEORGE
Ira, you don't have to kill me. But I am going to die.
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IRA
Look George...
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Ira approaches George.
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George
Don't get close, Ira. Don't do this.
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IRA
My friends they trick me all the time. One of my roommates told me he was Joe Pesci's son. I believed him for three years. I still get shit for it. So just please, level with me. Are you serious?
私の友人は私をいつもだますんです。
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GEORGE
I am serious, Ira. Don't tell anybody about this though, alright?
I want it to be our secret. You’re going to make me some eggs. Okay, murderer?
Just try not to kill any of the staff while I'm gone, okay? They have families.
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36 EXT. RUNYON CANYON - DAY 36
The three friends - Mark, Ira, Leo - hike up Runyon Canyon.
Leo and Ira are in T-shirt and shorts and running shoes, and Mark is in expensive, top-of the line running gear. They look at pretty girls as they walk.
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IRA
I mean, he's getting this special medicine from Canada.
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MARK
Oh my God, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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IRA
Yeah. I think I'm the only person he's told. That's what he said.
He's like taking a shine to me, you know?
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LEO
Not enough to let you in on that two on one.
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MARK
Come on, that's not appropriate.
appropriate : 適当な
この手の話はあまり好きじゃないんだ。
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IRA
I don't want that anyway.
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EXT. RUNYON CANYON - LATER
They are all seated, looking at Los Angeles in the distance.
Mark takes a hit off a one-hitter but does not share it.
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IRA
It's really scary. I don't think I've known anyone who's sick, you
know, like in a major way before.
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LEO
George Simmons. He's been around my whole life. It's like Snap, Crackle
and Pop dying.
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IRA
I know.
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MARK
Can we not talk about this right now? I’m not really good with the whole death thing. Is that alright?
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IRA
I need to talk about it. I work for this guy now. It's all I'm thinking about.
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MARK
I'm going to tell you this story that makes me feel alright with death.
When I was younger, my grandfather died, and we were all gathered around him.
There was this one candle next to his bed, and right after he died, the candle started flickering, and then it just went out. And we looked around, and there were no windows. Nothing in that room.
And it sounds crazy, but we all thought it was him going to heaven, you know?
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LEO
You don’t pass through fire to get to heaven. I think he went to hell.
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MARK
What did you just say?
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LEO
I think your grandfather probably went to hell.
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IRA
Don't do that.
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MARK
Are you kidding me right now?
あなたは今、私をからかっているのか
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LEO
I'm not. I'm sorry to break it to you.
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MARK
You're gonna make fun of me right now, just after I opened up to you guys like that?
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LEO
It's not my fault your grandfather's in hell. It's not a big deal. Some grandpas go to hell.
あなたのおじいさんが地獄に行くのは私のせいではない。大したことではない。ある者は地獄に行くものだ。
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MARK
Don't be a jerk to me just because I make more money than you guys.
私があなたたちよりお金を稼いでいるからと言って、ひがむなよ。
jerk : くだらない奴 とんま （医）痙攣
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IRA
How much do you make again?
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Leo and Ira laugh.
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MARK
You guys are just projecting all your hatred onto me.
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LEO
Okay. And don't be super bummed out because your grandfather's playing backgammon with Hitler right now.
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